Subject: HELP WANTED

Hello,

We are reaching out to you as employers who need help deciphering alien transmissions from somwhere in our solar system.
From ##REDACTED## sources, we have heard you are the best among all script kiddies. Hence, we implore you to apply your knowledge on this project.

We assume you accept this mission. If you don't, you will be arrested as a terrorist and sent to Guantanamo Bay detention camp.

Thank you,
Kash Patel (Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation)

We will send emails for each of the alien transmissions.
